Chicken Blaster – Nintendo Wii (2009)

Ever dream of defending your farm by unloading an arsenal on an army of angry chickens? No? Too bad, because Chicken Blaster exists, and it’s exactly what it sounds like. Grab your Wii Remote, lock and load, and get ready to blast feathered fiends out of the sky in a game so ridiculous it circles back around to being fun.

1. Gameplay: Point, shoot, reload, repeat. It’s a shooting gallery of chaos with eggs, feathers, and beaks flying everywhere.
2. Modes: Single-player for lonely chicken chaos, or 2-player co-op so you and a friend can question your life choices together.
3. Weapons Galore: Shotguns, pistols, and absurd power-ups to handle the poultry uprising. Because if the chickens are gonna come for you, you might as well be ready.

Is it dumb? Yes. Is it fun? Also yes. Chicken Blaster is the kind of nonsense that makes you remember why the Wii was made in the first place—pure, goofy, point-and-shoot chaos. Buy retro games on Retro Games eXchange and let the feathers fly.